Rules | coleslaw

〖 RULES 〗

Below will be a set of basic rules for you to follow.

Strictly.

Because I can be a paranoid asshole and I don’t want all my effort going to waste.

So please read thoroughly. I don’t care if I’m considered an “elitist”.

Life Comes First.
1. I don’t want to be pestered about a reply that is “taking too long”. I’m not like a handful of you (granted not all, of course) where I just get to come home and waste my time doing nothing but having my face plastered to a screen. I am a 24 year old adult that has a full time job and considering college at some point in 2018, along with some family moving in from halfway across the country sometime in April 2017 and even moving sometime in spring. This doesn’t even include basic household chores. I have a LOT on my plate, sometimes more than I can chew. So you’ll have to bear with me on replies.
2. Replies may come a handful at a time and I might get lucky and roleplay with you all day, or you might have to end up waiting around a week. It will depend on my current situation(s).
3. I CAN promise you that even if you must wait, it will be well worth the wait, I have been known for my detail and amazing replies. I love to get in depth into a story and make something out of what I write, or else it would be a waste of time roleplaying...am I right? No. I want my time to be worth something.
4. I would expect the same from you. As I will appreciate your time you will have with me, and I will respect your life as well. You will NEVER see me pester you about replies. I will respect your space and time. Always.
NO STEALING CONTENT OF ANY SORT!!
1. I cannot STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
2. Even if it is from my set of rules, advisories, character information, layouts of my websites, ANYTHING. Stealing ANY content that came from someone else — design and all — is stealing ideas/content from someone else!!
3. I PUT A SHIT TON OF WORK AND EFFORT INTO MY SHIT!
4. If you steal my content, you are the rudest person alive. It sometimes takes me weeks to even around a month to create my characters, their stories, their biographies, etc. Have some kind of appreciation with my work I put into my hobby. I love to write, and I love to create stories. Don’t fucking take my shit and claim it as your own.
5. If you want to take an idea, just ask. I may seem like this strict asshat but I’m seriously one of the nicest people you can find alive in this world. I’m just a smol kitty that wants to write and make friends. Just don’t steal my fuckin’ shit.
6. This fucking includes taking a sentence or idea of mine, and changing the words up a bit. THAT’S STILL TAKING IDEAS AND CONTENT. Jesus, can you not? I’ve seen this MULTIPLE times from certain people. Like specific people. If you are reading this, know who you are. STOP IT! Come up with your own shit. Don’t “take out a few words and add your own” and say it’s YOUR content. It’s fuckin’ not. Got it?? Even if it’s from my goddamn advisory. I don’t want you to take ANY content of mine. Period.
Smut is Involved; You must be 18+.
1. Simple rule. I smut and I have explicit content. Common sense. Sorry about your luck if you’re underage. But I don’t roleplay with underage writers. Obviously I can’t force you out of my site. But just so you’re aware I don’t condone.
2. If I find out that you have roleplayed with me and not telling me correct age upon inquiring, I’ll block, mute and unfollow you and I won’t hesitate to spread the word that you lie about your age.
3. It is a criminal offense to smut roleplay with someone underage, and you are purposely getting others at risk if/when you do this. Just so you are aware, it is exceedingly evil of you to do this. Rude.
Polyamorous/No “true love” involved between characters.
1. Also so simple, basically all my OCs will be polyamorous or simply care nothing for “love”. Most of the time I won’t have one simple love interest for my OCs. Although that is always not the case…
2. Reasoning? Most of my OCs are evil and cruel. Love is not a part of their lives and care nothing for love. That is why.
3. Can my OCs fall in love? Sure. If you manage to do that, that is.
4. Good luck with that.
Intrigue Me.
1. Just as I would do for you. I don’t want to be the only one putting effort towards a storyline/plot. Simple. As a true writer, you should know this by now. It’s common sense when roleplaying so that it doesn’t die.
Accept the Darkness
1. No matter where you go, whether it be here or on Twitter if you read my content there or roleplay with me, there WILL be dark themes. Don’t like? Unfollow/mute me, don’t interact with me and don’t visit this site. That’s all you have to do.
No Sex Roles
1. I don’t want to see “Bottom” or “Uke” in your damn bio. GTFO of here with that shit.
2. Sex happens.
3. Get to know this ladies and gents. Sex. Happens.
4. I will not interact, or avoid interaction, with someone that places themselves in the “Only Bottoms” category, or even “Only Tops” for that matter. That shit doesn't fly with me.
5. Did I say “sex happens” already? Oh yeah, well sex just sort of happens guys. I will undoubtedly lose my fuckin’ muse with you if you want to only be a little fuckin’ bottom bitch. Haha, hell no.
6. Did you know that there are too many fucking bottoms invading Twitter? The more you know.
7. Variety doesn’t spark with this shit. I want a spark.
Emotions of Writers and Characters are Separate
1. Just because I write sadistic things does not make me this sick individual.
2. If my character cheats on you or whatever I make them do in a plot, well that was my character and I intended on them being an asshole to your character, not to YOU in general.
3. I create drama guys. C’mon. We’re writers. Drama is a thing in our universe. If not, well maybe you should invest a little time in drama in your writing, yeah? It’s a thing.
4. I’m never intentionally being an asshat. My OCs are just always asshats. Know this now before you interact with me.
5. Writing should make you react somehow. Not simply sit there at your computer or on your phone being a zombie typing out replies with no mindset of where your story is going half the time. Invest in an in-depth story with life, drama, jaw-dropping scenes and plot twists. Make your heart race, make yourself curious, make yourself excited. This is always my goal when writing. Listen to music that adds to the atmosphere of the story? Dark themes? Listen to something ambient, it helps, trust me. Gets you in the mood and draws you in further. Sad scene? Listen to sad music. Seriously guys, it helps. For me anyways, but I fuckin’ love my music.
I Seek a Story Not Sex
1. This isn’t much of a rule, just a reminder. I may have my my lewdness, sure, but I always crave a story before all else.
Detailed Replies/ Length/ Descriptions
1. C’mon guys. We’re writers. Should I really have to explain this? At least, when interacting with me, give me something to work with.
2. I expect good replies.
3. Quality > Quantity
4. Just because a reply may be short, doesn’t mean it’s a terrible reply. I’m not this asshole that thinks that length is everything. Just something to work with.
5. If I find that I cannot work with a reply, I will let it fly for a few times, but if it persists you’ll leave me no choice but to shamelessly drop a roleplay. I need details.
6. Thoughts, actions, atmosphere, settings, small and big details in a setting. All these help. Foreshadowing helps, suspense helps. Just simply get creative, don’t make replying a job or feel pressured to reply immediately. Take your time with me. I respect time, and I respect the effort you put into a story.
7. Now this does not mean I don’t get lazy, and I understand that sometimes you just feel lazy. I get this. And I accept it. Just let me know if you’re feeling down, sick, lazy, or busy or anything really and I’ll fully understand your situation, trust me.
8. I crack on the TL sometimes, and make OOC remarks and actions too at times. I’m not this elitist. I know this list is sort of long, I know it feels pressuring...but trust me when I say don’t get pressured by me, please. I’m a potato. A nerdy potato. I just don’t want to drop anymore roleplays because I lose muse. It makes me feel guilty and I’m just trying to help in my small asshole-ish ways; if you view this list rude in any way. Sorry.

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