


Where your sadomasochistic desires come to life
So what IS there about me to know?
First, you’re probably wondering to yourself, “Why da fuq do you call yourself Coleslaw?” — Ok, ok. Yeah I get it, coleslaw is gross for a lot of you...and the food isn't even why my nickname is Coleslaw. It’s literally just because auto-correct keeps correcting my name to ‘coleslaw’ when others text/message me...and henceforth has just sort of stuck with me. It’s more of a joke among my family, really.
So yeah. :/ Fantastic story! Such wow, much amaze.
Well like most of you, or so I would assume, enjoy reading, writing and roleplaying am I right? Great. We already have something in common.
Off to a good start.
I suppose, like any of you reading this, I’m just that simple nerd that likes to show creativity, and share my creativity with others like you. Why else are you reading this? You are more than likely from Twitter, and you more than likely roleplay. How else would you have stumbled to this little site of mine?
I don’t like to talk much about myself, but I can say that I have always enjoyed horror-based anything since I was a child. The idea of having my heart race from the unknown has always been a little pleasure of mine growing up. And so, I like to try and express that through writing, and experiencing that same anticipation by playing horror video games or reading more horror stories created by others.
But writing it is always more fun, because I can express myself through writing.
And hopefully, with you.
There isn’t a whole lot about me that is really interesting, really. So if you want to know more, just ask me.
I can tell you that I’m 24 years old, I live in Washington and I’m a very busy fellow.
Though, I feel like I should still say a little bit about myself…
The best way to make friends is getting to know who you’re roleplaying with, yeah?
Well let’s see…
I used to live in Indiana and just moved to Washington in the year of 2016 (November) and I’ve been enjoying life to the fullest since I started to live in Seattle. Such an amazing place guys, seriously. I love it here.
Seriously, I never even heard of Pho or Bubble Tea until I moved here. I lived in such a bubble my entire life. I’m just now learning about so much stuff the world has to offer, and I’ve realized my writing has even improved since then as well.
I'm still figuring my life out.... so not much exciting when it comes to my career.
I’m a gamer. I thoroughly enjoy video games of all sorts.
Literally...I’m that typical nerd that loves to order pizza, have energy drinks and stay up late playing video games all night being that type of loser. Yup. My favorite game being Legend of Zelda, has been ever since I was a young child.
However, I enjoy the Fatal Frame series just as much, so.
When I watch Youtube, I literally watch a shit ton of Game Theories, Let’s Plays, Jon Tron, Game Grumps, GirlGamerGab, Pewdiepie, Markiplier, Cryotic, etc.
Oh, and Eat your Sushi (which used to be Eat Your Kimchi). Love Simon and Martina. Life Goals right there.
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I am happily engaged, going on now for 3 years. My lovely fiancee’s name is Zoe -- she’s a cutie, don’t let her tell you otherwise. You’d think she’s this dominant baddie by her roleplay accounts (since she, too, roleplays; we actually met through Twitter roleplay), however….truth is, she’s a kitten in person, and she thinks her meow is a tough as a lion’s roar.
But you didn’t hear that from me.
:D
We do plan on getting married, we’re just still slowly getting on our feet, and I’ve been visiting the doctor quite often lately for personal matters. With balancing a job, doctor visits (with an upcoming surgery), and planning out college and moving, it’s just been hard to plan out a wedding.
For those of you that live near Washington State, we’d love to try to have you all there for our future wedding!! Please let me know if you live in Washington State or in a nearby state; we’ll try and plan something out. I’m sure Zoe and I would pay for your plane ticket and back with a round trip!! Only if you’d like, of course!
How much do we have in common now?
Hi.
Allow me to introduce myself first before all else.
My name is Cole.
Welcome to my little Paradise, where you will be able to find short stories I have written (or will write) that you may be able to read at your own leisure, along with a few other things such as getting to know more about me! Yay.
Who doesn’t want to get to know little ol’ me?
Well...not that there is much exciting about me, really. But hey, I want to become friends with you, yeah? So why not start here? You’ll be able to keep in contact with me through here, chat with me and so on.
